Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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