You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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