Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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