He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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