they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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