just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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