Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm like, not good at living.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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