By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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