I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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