just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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