CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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