Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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