I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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