note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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