she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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