So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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