It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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