plz talk dirty to me
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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