The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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