the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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