I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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