that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
