when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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