Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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