My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
