Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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