i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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