He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You were trust falling into bushes
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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