would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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