Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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