You're a womanizer and a bitch.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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