The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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