and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
