Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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