I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I have tasted many bathrooms
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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