he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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