that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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