There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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