I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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