just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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