I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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