One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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