So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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