this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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