Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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