This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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