You really coming over, don't trick.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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