you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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