i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
