ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
last night I used snow as a chaser
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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