Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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