i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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